Today I wanted to hike to the Church of Our Lady which is one of those ancient romantic buildings Dresden is known for. On my way I stopped at an ATM to make a w/d but my card was declined. It was declined again at the four subsequent ATMs. Instead of being rational and postponing panic until I’ve called the bank, I start sweating and breathing like I’m in a marathon (though an argument could be made…). I sit at a cafe and order a water.
They bring me this abortion.
… Mineral water? Are they trying to kill me? Mineral water is especially evil because at first it seems like everything is okay in your life. You’re sitting in a nice cafe in a beautiful city in an ancient country. You’ve had some financial issues but it’s ok you have some emergency cash. It’s hot as Hades but look, you have this
this
… what is this. I didn’t know water could go bad. Oh, it’s mineral water. It’s water with minerals. Basically it’s mud. Served in a wine glass. Who are these people. Where am I. What am I doing with my life.
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